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 For you, Paul Watson:

 *Animal rapists continue to amaze us and terrify their creature counterparts; sometimes however it doesnt always work out.

*the irony: “If it were determined that wearing the burka is a submissive act, and that it is contrary to republican principles, naturally parliament would have to drawn the necessary conclusions,” he said. When asked whether that could mean bringing in legislation to ensure an outright ban, Chatel answered: “Why not?” (link here)

*This is the story of Stumpy the alligator the…28′ scourge of Birmingham, Lake Louise or close to it. Seems like this story keeps coming up for air every couple months…just in different American lakes. Stumpy cant get a break. You decide, I call boo on the measurements.

*Five clones of a search and rescue dog which helped locate people trapped in the rubble of the 9/11 attacks were formally presented to their ancestor’s former handler.

*Interesting bit on Japan’s “Somali pirate suppression policy.” I wonder how this can get abused tweaked/adjusted towards the worlds most beloved terrorist of the high seas, the man who sleeps his way through most high seas skullduggery as his incompetent and childish crew scuttle about his admittedly cool black ship, clamoring for control, a screenshot or anything otherwise akin to 15 minutes of patchouli soaked, and misguided idealism fame. Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherdprogram is annoyingly ignorant to the point where its ludicrous missions arent even funny to people like me. And whats the deal with his first mate? That kid is an immature douche. This link demonstrates your chubby hero of the high seas habituating wild seals, ratfucking the ice pack with the bow of his vessel and what appears to be him stabbing at a wild beast on on ice flow with an undetermined device. Next time i go to Yellowstone we will channel Master and Commander Watson by approaching bears, with food and stabbing apparatus, so they know i “come in peace”. Come to think of it, Paul Watson looks alot like Chubby Cox from SeaLab 2021.

 Note the likeness:

 

Chubby Cox

Paul Watson with habituated seal

 

* Everyone wants to know about gay penguins this week etc etc….I want to know about: Goby’s. How does this work? is the smaller fish a tranny? does it come in and blow mega-loads all over the eggs that the bigger, smaller testicled fish is parenting? Does the twink/tranny get pounded by the male guardian who doesnt know its a dude? And why isnt this Thailand? Why here? Doesnt make sense to me, but thats why we have a comment section. Discuss.