07.23
its been a bit scattershot around here lately, you deserve another science-lab session. Hide your children, hide your parents, whichever works best.
Welcome to ScienceLab:
( Stupid Human Edition)
*Two guys meet online at a site dedicated to “Furries”, people who dress up as animals and then roleplay sexual fantasies. One of them decides its time to kill his parents and coerces the other into helping in the double murder by promising to let him…..bite his cock off. Read it for yourself here. Fucking outrageous.
*A young Transformers fan in China was drinking gasoline for five years trying to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. heres the jump…
*Pablo Escobar’s drug addled hippos have escaped.
*the idiots can be found in the comment section of this heartwarming tale of the whale carcass that wont stay down. Thank you Canada, as usual. Jump.
*Flush twice, Denver is uphill from where you are and why not, the city’s water mascot is a….toilet. A running, terrifying, waving toilet. I know people in Denver.
my head hurts from reading those comments…
I don’t understand Canadians. Was that Canadian snark and sarcasm? Because, as usual, they have no edge.
canadians do tend towards dull and dry dont they.