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Stupid Human Edition:

*Science? No. Crazy Canadians acting out again? YES!

*The rumors of one certain Henchman languishing about in a bikini, consorting with less savory types whilst in said uniform, may or may not be true, if it were; it would not be this bikini: the Soluble Suit.

*The woman kept her husband’s body in their house for two months without notifying authorities of his death.

*“He fed himself on fruits and had never seen a doctor, but he seemed to us to be in good health.  ” Operation Cro-Magnon“.

*Skookum Rises again, this time in Sierra Nevada’s.

Gonzales said that Bigfoot investigator David Raygoza has been visiting this location for six years after an elderly Native American pointed it out to him.
He told David that this spot in the forest was sacred Indian land and that weird things happen here. He said David has had many individual sightings and has collected footprints, but has never captured anything with a camera until now.

*Disturbing facts about Michael Jackson’s personal space. here.

*Stick Figures in Peril: (Waste away your day.)

*FINNIS’S famous haunted tree has finally been felled and the whereabouts of the evil spirit it was claimed it imprisoned is now unknown.

Gnome News:

I was half asleep and saw all these little eyes looking up at me. Gnome Eyes.

Meet David Cook: Gnome Master.