10.09
Apocalypse 6000 tweets that its time to show my sweet, full-on murdered out moho so here it is: (red dragons to the Wing!)
This is the ultimate ride for anyone who spends time in the Mountains chasing snow, or on the North Coast chasing cold PACNW swells. Its got a fully state of the art heating system inside, brought in from the FUTURE ITSELF, it features stainless steel appliances installed this summer, it has brand new upper bunks and updated interior lighting as well as gaming system. The exterior is burly and this is why: turn key start, dont even give her any gas(!) brand new beefcake exhaust from the engine up, all tanks underneath are reinforced and turbo-lined except propane and fuel, remote start gen-set with 2500 horse being installed AS WE SPEAK and of course the paint: all done lovingly and maintained religously by the boys over @ PACWEST RV. Underneath the entire rig are red glows and the door handle near the back glows alien-white. Ive been in this thing while being battered on the outside by hurricane force snow-gales, and inside sipping vodka while gaming in my boxers and wife beater. Its a fact. Recognize.
At night when you turn off your headlamps and drive dark, you cant see the rig at all as it sneaks up the Mountain Passes…all you see is the terrifying spectre of rear side clearance lights floating like drops of blood….following you, weaving….watching.
Ride hard all day? wanna shower, take a bath? We got it. Need a full bar outside by the fire? Got it. Satellite radio to catch Jason Ellis? yep, got that too.
Lift your glass to Washington, this is how we roll.
dryock in the Summer
Quiet at night
Waiting in the trees to kill
lit up last Winter before a party
So sick…you do know how to roll my friend.