the wires are strange tonight……
*Creepy old men swap catheters: Can I borrow your catheter? Sure, I keep mine in my car..
Catheters are the new cup of sugar, or the neighbors 2 eggs.
*Fun with Halloween…..sort of. Dead deer dressed up in a clown suit and left on Iowa porch.
Lionel the lobster has become a belated casualty of the second world war after he made his home in a german mine found on the seabed off the Dorset coast
*Lionel the Lobster makes his last stand.
A new internet game is about to be launched which allows ‘super snooper’ players to plug into the nation’s CCTV cameras and report on members of the public committing crimes.
The ‘Internet Eyes’ service involves players scouring thousands of CCTV cameras installed in shops, businesses and town centres across Britain looking for law-breakers.
Players who help catch the most criminals each month will win cash prizes up to £1,000.
*Link: Internet eyes
The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.
The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.
A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.
*Whale penis leather….lets ride.
The winners of a quiz organised by Somali Islamists have been given weapons and ammunition as prizes:
The winning team, from the city’s Farjano district, reportedly won a rifle, two grenades, a landmine and office supplies worth $1,000 (£613),but the runners-up did not go home empty-handed, taking away an AK-47 and bullets.
*Really….Office supplies…..?
Then there is this, something i first noticed a few days back, pre coughing pig death and its held my fascination relentlessly since. I have a medical background, as a young child growing up the son of a doctor I was never a stranger to hospitals, broken bone depicting x-rays and all sorts of case talk during dinner. Even then i hated it, my stomach was always sensitive and paired with a vivid imagination…well you can imagine. Years back when Faces of Death came out I am the only one on the planet who refused to watch it, refused to think about it and so forth…

I am putting this up merely to point out the obvious…something really not squeamish even to me, the lightest of nauseous souls. In actuality it kind of makes me want to take those two words off the top of my blog: “a gyre”. Follow the link:
look at what we have done…
from the author:
Midway
Message from the GyreThese photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking.
To document this phenomenon as faithfully as possible, not a single piece of plastic in any of these photographs was moved, placed, manipulated, arranged, or altered in any way. These images depict the actual stomach contents of baby birds in one of the world’s most remote marine sanctuaries, more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent.

Sparrow
/ 10/22/2009Okay who keeps an extra catheter in their car?! And who would use someone else’s catheter?!
Poor poor lionel. Just living his life and they just blow him to bits.
Oh an I know the next thing that you need in your motorhome! Black whale penis leather interior! YES!
henchbot
/ 10/22/2009exactly.