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I lost the keys to old Battlewagon motorhome and set filthy assistant about to find them, which was met with utter defeat. I then personally scoured secret headquarters for said keys, only to find an airline of vodka instead, setting upon it lustily which then caused me to pick up the phone in lazy disgust and just order the entire motorhome re-keyed instead.
I wasnt always this way you know…..
My Snowboard boots are too small. Who wants a brand new pair of Burton SLX Boots? For some hellcat reason they are 9.5’s.
I may be a wheezing bastard but I love every second of it.
This is The Lunger, if you watch Deadwood or any other self resepcting Western then you know what that means. And every post in the future as laborious and self annoyed will be titled under this header. Also coming is a new bit called Ask a Douche where you ask me a question and I answer it. Not suprisingly the first question has been submitted and reads: Dear DB, what is a douche, really?
Also not surprising: this whole thing started on Facebook. Bunch of lungers over there.
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