Restless Genital Syndrome

Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.

She added: “Brian was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex’.

“I was delighted too. I thought: ‘Finally I’m getting a sex drive and I can give my husband what he wants’.”

Link: She now becomes sexually aroused by the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over, or even simply walking across a room.

How long will she last before succumbing to strange new bukkake urges…

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3 Comments

  1. Dofus Lorenzo

     /  12/16/2009

    Ah yes RGS a terrible disease. Blame it all on the pudental nerve. The chick looks shagged out. Why on earth would she want to broadcast this to the world?

  2. Henchbot

     /  12/16/2009

    Dofus: because theres plenty of reservations and WalMart break rooms to tend to down thar in New Mexico. Imagine working with her, always asking her to get you something so she has to MOVE AROUND, because your a protected class and have claimed some sort of disability, unable to fend for yourself. Ohh the joys.

  3. Henchbot

     /  12/16/2009

    amended to add: a true boxcar twat forthwith.

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