some text activity over the past week, mine are bold and blue and yours are not. Every one of them are noteworthy, except the pumpkin muffin one. That slid in this list as the gayest text ever.
- we are having elections at 1pm Sunday for new Mayor. You better get up here to defend yourself, or at least vote! haha Where are you anyways!
- Paddle Faster, I hear banjo music
- just got to Sultan to re-supply, headed back after this cheeseburger. HAHA. This morning though, the snow WAS SICK!!!
- Its pure sludge. really sucks plus mega crowded. not my styles. We rode to lower lot this morning it was first tracks, so GOOD!
- WATCH OUT FOR THE BALL WAXING!!!!!!
- good morning pumpkin muffin!!!
- good FUCKING MORNING GENTLEMEN!!
- use it only for good, Frodo
- we are in the middle of Utah, its cold as fuck. Tomorrow we march on the Black Gate itself. I will call you after we arrive, the beacons will be LIT!!!
- HEY iM HERE WITH CHIPS, BOOZE AND SALSA.
- finally got my heat on, got the water thawed too. Gonna shower while I still can eat then go ride. I will swing by before I head out.
- beard lice is body lice which is crabs. Kinda like deadliest catch but not really like that at all. No reality show for you.
- i dunno but I love you for it. You are definitely kinda gross but not in he-makes-my-labia-curl kind of way though.
- i ratfucked my new board, but my parents bought me killer goggles, now I can see.
- happy fuckin new year, ya pirate bastard!
- EEK! do a snow bunnie, oops I mean a snow angel for me.
- whats going on in the real world? Ive got twigs in my beard and moonshine for blood. And them voices I keep hearing are my freinds….right???
- everybodys just one step away from a gunshot…
- Arr Capn Bligh!
- hahahahaha good. I knew youd dig it. Im hitting the rack after this drink, talk to you tomorrow or Tuesday. By the way, Swearengens saloon, the gem….thats a good joint.
- yea no prob. I just unpacked and dropped all the shit off in the house. thanks for the lift tickets that was aweseom. Did everybody clear out of there yet?
- yeah I am still up here, the storm dropped peak snow. Perfect conditions!!!!
- Im doing a two week rip in the motorhome, its dumping!!! get up here asshole! Shred on!!
- getting a buzz, at the Tooth.
- Band playing at the Foggy Goggle, Ive got a table…hurry.
- dude, snows sick.
- Mayors meeting in the Executive motorhome right now, bring booze or votes.
- eat me Elmo!
- Sweet day at Silver! U2 @ Stevens? Happy New year!
- maybe Gary is picking his asscrack in the galley again, I think you should go check. Swing by the gift shop while your at it.
- god that dude was SO FUCKING GAY!! HAHAHAHA
- open up you bastard, ive got beers.
- judas priest!! this cheeseburgerrrrr!!!!NOMNOMNOMNOM!
- Wake up Mayor, your letting us all down out here, first tracks!!
- lets rip to Missoula tonight!
- no you cant have my Absinthe.
- Whats it doing up there? rain????
- come over for dinner….
- headed to a random snow-cave somewhere in the trees tonight. Guess its a secret. I will kill you and leave your body there if you follow me.
- your asian, your supposed to know technology…..
- Henchman? I love you.
- hahahaha that tree suit is really gay….lol..quit chasing Santa.