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my usual disdain for my Facebook profile (found here)is somehow abated this week, in some sort of unprecedented slack tide. I dont know why it isnt driving me up the wall with its usual fervor, but it isnt. Ive actually been going there regularly this week, and not just in search of compromising photos of you, drunk on the beach with your bikini half off. I swear.

Here are the ropes for all the new contacts I added recently just so you know what to expect:

• What you see there, is rarely made there;  these posts are lovingly concieved in this blog, essentially what I fondly label “the great ovens” (think: fires of Doom, Dark Tower of Mordor, the Black Gate/ etc…).  So whatever is generated and displayed there, is a shoddily presented duplicate from the place of its filthy origin or, MOTHERSHIP here(via RSS dump). Important to note: facebook does not recognize HTML or some video platforms in its rss hosting center, resulting in annoying run on sentences and obvious gaps in text within the physical feed itself. For the real goods, colors, sounds, and updated side-dishes come here directly and watch facebook safely from afar as I ride in to collect your daughters as spoils, pillage and burn give you all a cheery hello, from time to time.

• All of facebook can be and usuallyis managed without login, via my dump email address: rage_x (at) hotmail (dot) com. Find me there if you must; I think you must.

• the real meat and potatoes of it all lie here at Ninja: I encourage you to register; when you do make sure you enter your personal web cave (site or bloggo); after you sign up here you can leave unedited comments in the all-you-can-speak comment  buffet and link your twitter/facebook/blog directly from the usercloud, allowing us to stalk you follow you efficiently. To visit here and not register here is nonsense….sign up now!

• If I do in fact add a facebook app to my beloved DROIDI will mention it here, if anything  just to watch my list of friends shrink in terror. Old Facebook has to really impress me to great heights for that to happen….but I have considered it.

• On a semi-related note, about FormSpring: I have been asked a handful of times if I have one and as yet I do not. Possible however, I might fire one up for the hell of it. Loyal readers will recall Lunger: Ask a Douche series from late 2k9, FormSpring would resuscitate that handily, wouldnt it? Stay tuned…

Now about those beach pics……Im a lonely old man who gets cold at night; help me out here..