High Tea with the trusty Jug

Friday 2pm.

Time to search for something distilled from potatoes and served by itself over ice thats been sort of crushed over an orange wedge. Somewhere in this city I have a couple cases of Smirnoff fresh off the truck but Im in no mood to go hunt that truck down right now.

Shipwreck Honey dot com is about to launch, amazingly enough. Lets see if I can keep it afloat long enough to attach a shopping cart to it later this Summer. Sharpen your paypal accounts if you want killer local pirate honey, Ive got mad deals already in the works. Dont forget the teachings of the hippies in their earthen dojo’s: to beat the allergens in your area, one must ingest the pollens of said allergens. Why not ingest those allergens in the form of my honey? Tasty and good for you.  The only thing I havent figured out yet is how I will utilize local farmers markets on weekends; I dont have the time or the patience. I think I will hire hot teenaged Asian girls to peddle my wares while I nurse hangovers every weekend at home or in the mountains or on the lake.

Have you downloaded the Mixtape yet? Why not? Trouble!