I went to Starbucks again today. This time she bought my coffee, we talked about unrest in Thailand for fucks sake. I used to never go to Starbucks but now I’m there every day and Im on Facebook every day, Im even applying a CAPS to Facebook!!!
Things are going downhill fast.
Im not supposed to like Starbucks. Using phrases like “my barista” just sickens me. Whats next: McDonalds and techno music, vounteering at Homeless Shelters and hot air ballooning? Greys Anatomy!!! AAHHHGGHH!
I need an intervention, this is my call for help.
Henchmen unite.
If it matters: I only drink a shot in the dark, an off menu beverage that is simply served as a short drip with a shot of espresso (add a few cubes so I dont have to wait for it to cool down, and every other day i pick up the NY Times).
This clip below used to make me snicker, now Im just scared to death.
doofus lorenzo
/ 05/24/2010You are losing it and there is a direct correlation to age and all things ridiculous. When you are young things you do are cool and old farts just dont get it. When you are middle aged, as you are rapidly becoming, you are embarrassed as you slowly get sucked into the orbit of a new world. When you get old you just don’t give a shit.
As for me; Starbucks blows…really
Henchbot
/ 05/26/2010wait, whose this! the wise old scrote of the forest?
doofus lorenzo
/ 05/26/2010Mister Scrote to you! Yes I am wise beyond my years and my ears.