untitled rant

Its Saturday 11pm. Today has been my absolute hellday, surely marking the imminent landing of my birthday, in less than 10 days. I hate my birthday, I hate days like today…… even though i took refuge in my beeyard and listened to the Ramones and Screeching Weasel all day, kinda like the old days. I always am reminded of the old Bad Religon tour on days like this, it was the “I was 22 yesterday” Tour. I wish I was 22 yesterday, instead im 12 years more than that in just over a week. I have 50 killer weeks out of each year and 2 really gnarly ones; historically those two happen right before my birthday, JUST.LIKE.TODAY!
Why doesnt it snow in July in Washington?
Heres todays jam, well…..one of em anyways.

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I hate my godamned birthday. Kill it please? Smite it down? Search, infiltrate, destroy.

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7 Comments

  1. RJ Dionne

     /  06/27/2010

    todays ride brother is one that you would enjoy greatly silver mt to lake elsie

  2. doofus lorenzo

     /  06/28/2010

    who gives a fuck about your birthday?

  3. Henchbot

     /  06/28/2010

    Rj I need an Idaho fix.

  4. Henchbot

     /  06/28/2010

    no one I know. I tell you what, Ive got the birthday curse……

  5. BOOM

     /  06/28/2010

    You sound like Jordo. Quit it. Your day is what you make it. Make it your bitch DUH

  6. Henchbot

     /  06/28/2010

    Boom cmon, you got my balls in a vice here. Jordo sounds like that what?…..every day. Me: Once a year and only around my birthday.
    My day is not what I make it when, or if Im surrounded by utter assholes, proverbial….twats. People who want to break you. They are called onboard terrorists and I have had one.

  7. BOOM

     /  06/29/2010

    I wish I had an advice for you. I do not. I wish for your birthady, you could grab your balls out of the vice and sets them free. You are a wild mountain man. Do not forget when you put that suit on that you are free. Even being a said wild man, there is a wild woman for you and she won’t need to tame you or put your balls in a vice. She will run with you. You do so much with your life already…and it is a masterpiece! Keep on truckin’ cap’n. Don’t let the goats grab your scrote and keep a ninja down.

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