Take the skinheads bowling snowboarding! China shoots its own foot in cloud-seeding effort. I find this hilarious. Even more-so as stocks tumbled today on rabid apprehension of China’s inability to lead the globe out of a recession. (in case your an absolute musical fuckoff and don’t know this classic song)
Larry David knows no such thing about any so called recession, in fact all he cares about its Curbing his Enthusiasm which well he should…its all that really matters. Seinfeld is back, mostly. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
This psychotic uber-twat wasn’t pregs nearly as fast as she thinks she needs to be strikes back with her drunken kiss of Doom. Says vic Mark: | I will never enjoy a curry again – I can’t distinguish between cheese and toast, and just toast |
Mark will be able to clearly distinguish however, the wonderful varietal of soda coming his way from our friends in not so distant Land of the Great American Outsource India. Grape/Cherry/Cola/ and Stale piss from Beasts of Burden will pose no challenge as he no doubt will spend his final days in the sun guzzling down cow urine soda. That’s right, Cow piss is now carbonated. Now what happens to Mark when he accepts the fact that he is an amputee and is finally ready to date again. Will he be flawed? Will he be found grovelling in this primordial pit for a lunging sweaty grab at any sort of non-auto gratification/stimuli? I think so. He can meet the epic and inspiring Colin Heintze who claims here: I wear a barbed wire necktie, use live rattlesnakes for condoms, and drive an M1-A1 Abrahm’s tank I took from some pussy in the army who was dumb enough to look me in the eyes, which are made of chrome and lightning. wow. Last time i checked: most women are not interested in a writhing angry rattlesnake near their vaginas much less pumping away inside of them. Colin clearly knows something about women that i have yet to learn. I must find his Dojo.
Im also speechless about this next nugget. I dont really know why Ive added it.you’re on your own with this one.
Moving forward: What has the Trust been soaking its brain in this week, since the SoCal early 90′s punk invasions of Monday? Oil the Skullcandys and put em on…this is a D.I.J. offshoot that most likely you already know of, and one I cant get enough lately. (the first minute is just quiet noise)