Monday Lint

The wide world of Jihad just keeps getting bigger and bigger, this time featuring two young shitheads from the Homeland: Abu Scrote and Sheikh fuckface are desperate for attention like any good young American should be and thusly have turned to the media for a press con-fab. Its very Britney of them. I wish there was an all gay contingent of terrorists to turn the world of Jihad on its ass. That way we could at least be entertained before the coming Doom (allegedly).
We couldn’t trick them into heading to AU to collect grotesquely large breasted women in lieu of 70 virgins… but we could get them to go to Man Island.

Joe Queer: Speaking of the farthest thing possibly from Man Island Im archving this for ongoing refernce/investigation. As of now there are no dates listed yet it is coming up on June and every June….you know what happens to Seattle.

Totally random blip about currency. I propose the Seattle Shekel in honour of the Women in Black.

Im sick of the news; lets get on to the weekend snow report:  Thursday night through Sunday night Stevens Pass.

Hardcore Spring condys this weekend all over the mountain no matter how high you went in elevation. The snow was really heavy by each afternoon and the days riding was really good and hard since night ski-ing has been dismantled for the Season,  we only have til 4pm now to hammer out our runs.  Morning groomers were fast and fun although choppy in spots due to warm weather melt then overnight freeze. Sunday Morning we were doing hardcore speed runs down Barrier Ridge and I lost a back edge and checked on my ass for a good 50′. The day before I tree-welled on Southern Cross pretty hard and had to strap out and dig back to life but thats just the nature of Spring ski. Snow heavy in the afternoons and fast in the morning. Get there early and stay late.  Any sort of jumps are great in the afternoons, its like landing in a huge white slushy. Pics to come.

Alot of rigs are packing up for the Season and both lots are pretty empty. We dropped anchor in the Upper Lot all weekend and had fires and drinks with the neigbhors each afternoon/night. All in all it was a lot of fun but the time is almost over to hang the gear til next year. Two weeks left at Stevens then its Idaho til the end.

**This eagle-cam’s for Ino, who is addicted not just to Eagles but also webcams. The only reason she likes LOTR is for the scene where the Hobbitts gaily proclaim the arrival the the eagles as Mt Doom bukkakes all around them; then she says “its the eagles!” for the rest of the day just to to piss me off. Heres’ your Eagles, henchman.

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