Doom: Rand McNally style or: Maps of Relentless Despair

 

American Stonehenge

American Stonehenge

*you already know how financially fucked you are so this tool is really good for checking in on your estranged grandmother. Or….whatever.  I see the stress index in Portland is sky-high. I thought everyone there smoked to much weed to be stressed. Seattle remains calm, until it snows.

*Nothing says a good time more than the constant beat-down of an earthquake swarm. Now you can interact with the Doom from your desktop. Fun for the whole soon to be encased in volcanic fallout family.

*this isnt a map, its more of a map interlude; it is also one step closer to me being the urban beekeeper, but not to save you, really I just want to send my estranged grandmother close friends honey.

*As of post time, according to this map there are only 3 countries in the world that aren’t suffering from viral “jim-jams”. Said countries are Russia, Australia and oddly enough, nobody in Canada either, has diarrhea. Shocking. Pick your preferred virus and keep an eye on it.

*Speaking of nonstop violence keeping an eye on things, and what surely must involve an interactive map of some sort, my interest in microchpping is getting more and more piqued.

*any talk of maps would be right without our old friend, pirate map. Interesting to note is increased activity on South America’s northern shores.

 

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  1. stacymarie

     /  05/18/2009

    the fact that they are measuring my stress in an easy to navigate map stresses me out.

  2. admin

     /  05/18/2009

    now you need a map for the map. excellent spiral.

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