05.17

American Stonehenge
*you already know how financially fucked you are so this tool is really good for checking in on your estranged grandmother. Or….whatever. I see the stress index in Portland is sky-high. I thought everyone there smoked to much weed to be stressed. Seattle remains calm, until it snows.
*Nothing says a good time more than the constant beat-down of an earthquake swarm. Now you can interact with the Doom from your desktop. Fun for the whole soon to be encased in volcanic fallout family.
*this isnt a map, its more of a map interlude; it is also one step closer to me being the urban beekeeper, but not to save you, really I just want to send my estranged grandmother close friends honey.
*As of post time, according to this map there are only 3 countries in the world that aren’t suffering from viral “jim-jams”. Said countries are Russia, Australia and oddly enough, nobody in Canada either, has diarrhea. Shocking. Pick your preferred virus and keep an eye on it.
*Speaking of nonstop violence keeping an eye on things, and what surely must involve an interactive map of some sort, my interest in microchpping is getting more and more piqued.
*any talk of maps would be right without our old friend, pirate map. Interesting to note is increased activity on South America’s northern shores.








the fact that they are measuring my stress in an easy to navigate map stresses me out.
now you need a map for the map. excellent spiral.