took a beating last night at home, via cribbage.
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facetime
i just got stung in the face by a pissed off honeybee.
Posted by Daniel on July 6, 2011
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Ode de’ Hippo
Summer Camp – I Want You by VHSLove Sunday. vodka palmer’s. nothing else to do except blog stupid pictures of hippos alongside urban love songs. sigh.
Posted by Daniel on July 3, 2011
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Quote of the night:
Waiting for the Hebrew National’s to finish up in the oven, I poured a drink, grabbed a new book and went outside to read the first chapter. This is the book and the quote is from PAGE ONE. I laughed…. “Keeping Honey Bees” by Malcom Sanford and Richard Bonney re: beekeeping. DO NOT EXPERIMENT DURING [...]
Posted by Daniel on June 29, 2011
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Pure garbage
I cannot believe this guy wont resign. Grown men, acting the fool. I don’t get it…. Meanwhile, a little further south of NYC: John Edwards seeks a delay in his sex tape testimony, for fear it will incriminate his campaign fund misappropriations case. This is a great sentence to just say WTF but if I [...]
Posted by Daniel on June 11, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5283
I’ll be damned…
I just dispatched the twitter account. Finally.
Posted by Daniel on June 8, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5262
Todays pro tip
Bumming around about my increasingly sore throat today; woke up with a cough and now 10 hours later its full blown scourge. Then I read this story from Texas: Remember kids, administering alchohol rectally totally bypasses all natural filters, like the liver. Like I do now, this poor drunk had a throat ailment. Wheres that [...]
Posted by Daniel on March 30, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5035
Beware
Always waiting in the background, always watching. Watching the Docks… Watching the Bay… Watching….the streets. Hide the children, the Black Pearl never sleeps…
Posted by Daniel on March 27, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5020
Reading/Thinking
Wednesday night: Im sitting in my new office which is still more or less blown out from the recent move; to my right (on the desk) sits the two drills Ive been using to hang things, (Im legendarily annoyed by blank walls) and to my left rests a pile of dusty Moleskines and other daybooks, [...]
Posted by Daniel on February 23, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4895
Osirian Portal
This is my second weekend in a row NOT IN THE MOUNTAINS down in the city. I am not pleased, as I suffer, so shall you. I give you the most illegal move in the history of wrestling; watch as these guys cut a line or a rug, whatever that saying is.
Posted by Daniel on February 5, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4814
And then this happened
It was only a matter of time: Now you too can login @ the Mayors Pirate Brig and well….apparantly…..overthrow the Mayor! Kristin Black (seen below) can be flogged thanked for this one.
Posted by Daniel on January 24, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4702
Gold Rush review
Condemned to the City for the weekend instead of in the Mountains with my tribe, Friday night found me in front of the TV checking out this new show: Gold Rush. In a nutshell: a bunch of dudes with thinly veiled contempt for the Guhv’mynt have or are about to “lose it all” in good [...]
Posted by Daniel on January 8, 2011
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4595
Your new hero: Drunk Santa
Lets get the first question out the way: No, this isnt me.
Posted by Daniel on December 14, 2010
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4477
Ahoy scum!
Normally, news pithy as this wouldnt see light of day @ Ninja BUT: See who’s playing role of Blackbeard? oh yes…..what better role could be cast for Ian McShane after such lofty heights as the great Al Swearengen. There is no better role, Blackbeard is the scurviest dog of all time and McShane will do [...]
Posted by Daniel on December 14, 2010
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4473
WikiLeaks Doc
For what its worth, here is an excellent piece you need to watch. It irritated me this week when I was able to easily find 5 people who hadnt even heard of WikiLeaks. Interesting in the first video @ 7.20, I suppose there is my answer.
Posted by Daniel on December 12, 2010
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/4459
This Great Land (the lost tapes)
I was wrenching around the guts of this place today, looking to change some things I dont like and I wandered into the unpublished room, where currently sit 4 pages worth of links to posts Ive made that I never published. I will begin posting some of this stuff throughout the week and before each [...]
Posted by Daniel on December 11, 2010
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/3863
Night Sounds
CREEP / Days by Young Turks Like a dark little raincloud, this floated across the skullcandies just now…. They call this….Witch-House. Ive been reading and sampling this genre for a few months, listening here and there but usually with mild derision at the genre itself b/c well……everything is (as fun as it is to discover) so [...]
Posted by Daniel on December 8, 2010
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Medieval Sunday!!
Driving between snowboard shops Sunday on a last minute gear scramble I happened to pass by GasWorks park where I randomly spotted a fully bedecked medieval Knight (accompanied by glorious wench) lurking on a forested knoll alongside a small child which I mistakenly assumed was an elf! I freaked out and jammed gears into the parking lot, leaping [...]
Posted by Daniel on November 29, 2010
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