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		<title>Waxed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 23:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[took a beating last night at home, via cribbage.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">took a beating last night at home, via cribbage.<br />
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		<title>facetime</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 04:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i just got stung in the face by a pissed off honeybee.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i just got stung in the face by a pissed off honeybee.</p>
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		<title>Ode de&#8217; Hippo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 19:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summer Camp &#8211; I Want You by VHSLove Sunday. vodka palmer&#8217;s. nothing else to do except blog stupid pictures of hippos alongside urban love songs. sigh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/72213316@N00/5897638222/" title="Escapee from the zoo (IMG_9939a) by Alaskan Dude, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6035/5897638222_930772f95b_o.jpg" width="2336" height="3504" alt="Escapee from the zoo (IMG_9939a)"/></a></p>
<p><object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10997050"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param> <embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F10997050" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object>  <span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/vhslove/summer-camp-i-want-you">Summer Camp &#8211; I Want You</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/vhslove">VHSLove</a></span> </p>
<p>Sunday. vodka palmer&#8217;s. nothing else to do except blog stupid pictures of hippos alongside urban love songs.<br />
sigh.</p>
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		<title>Quote of the night:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 02:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Waiting for the Hebrew National&#8217;s to finish up in the oven, I poured a drink, grabbed a new book and went outside to read the first chapter. This is the book and the quote is from PAGE ONE. I laughed&#8230;. &#8220;Keeping Honey Bees&#8221; by Malcom Sanford and Richard Bonney re: beekeeping. DO NOT EXPERIMENT DURING [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Waiting for the Hebrew National&#8217;s to finish up in the oven, I poured a drink, grabbed a new book and went outside to read the first chapter. This is the book and the quote is from PAGE ONE. I laughed&#8230;.</p>
<p>&#8220;Keeping Honey Bees&#8221; by Malcom Sanford and Richard Bonney</p>
<p>re: beekeeping.  </p>
<blockquote><p>DO NOT EXPERIMENT DURING YOUR FIRST YEAR OR TWO.</p></blockquote>
<p>oops. too late&#8230;<br />
hahaha<br />
Im filing this under doomed but adding a ? to the end of the tag. </p>
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		<title>Pure garbage</title>
		<link>http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5283</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 18:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot believe this guy wont resign. Grown men, acting the fool. I don&#8217;t get it&#8230;. Meanwhile, a little further south of NYC: John Edwards seeks a delay in his sex tape testimony, for fear it will incriminate his campaign fund misappropriations case. This is a great sentence to just say WTF but if I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/56740.html">I cannot believe this guy wont resign</a>.<br />
Grown men, acting the fool. I don&#8217;t get it&#8230;.<br />
Meanwhile, a little further south of NYC: John Edwards seeks a delay in his sex tape testimony, for fear it will incriminate his campaign fund misappropriations case.<br />
This is a great sentence to just say WTF but if I did that, all the Palinators would cheer and say thats right! (W)IN (T)HE (F)UTURE!</p>
<p>This country is muffed.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m transfixed&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 18:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll be damned&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5262</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just dispatched the twitter account. Finally.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just dispatched the twitter account.<br />
Finally.</p>
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		<title>Todays pro tip</title>
		<link>http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/5035</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bumming around about my increasingly sore throat today; woke up with a cough and now 10 hours later its full blown scourge. Then I read this story from Texas: Remember kids, administering alchohol rectally totally bypasses all natural filters, like the liver. Like I do now, this poor drunk had a throat ailment. Wheres that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bumming around about my increasingly sore throat today; woke up with a cough and now 10 hours later its full blown scourge. Then I read this story from Texas: <a href="http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/sherry-enema-charges-against-wife-dropped/story-e6frflri-1111114566374">Remember kids, administering alchohol rectally totally bypasses all natural filters, like the liver. Like I do now, this poor drunk had a throat ailment.</a> Wheres that old garden hose?<br />
Todays tags are: <strong>#getdrunkfast!</strong> and <strong>#protip</strong></p>
<p>Filed under &#8220;research&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Beware</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 03:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Captains Table]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always waiting in the background, always watching. Watching the Docks&#8230; Watching the Bay&#8230; Watching&#8230;.the streets. Hide the children, the Black Pearl never sleeps&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Always waiting in the background, always watching.</strong><br />
<a title="Waiting, watching.. by HenchBot, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dbaggins/5566902690/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5107/5566902690_8dbf3c2eec_z.jpg" alt="Waiting, watching.." width="640" height="427" /></a><br />
<strong><br />
Watching the Docks&#8230;</strong><br />
<a title="watching you at the Docks by HenchBot, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dbaggins/5566901868/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5259/5566901868_b6c4c4aa17_z.jpg" alt="watching you at the Docks" width="640" height="427" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Watching the Bay&#8230;</strong><br />
<a title="Watching you on the waterfront by HenchBot, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dbaggins/5566322723/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5098/5566322723_08dd55c1f2_z.jpg" alt="Watching you on the waterfront" width="640" height="427" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Watching&#8230;.the streets.</strong><br />
<a title="watching you in the City by HenchBot, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dbaggins/5566900352/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5298/5566900352_f39c50770c_z.jpg" alt="watching you in the City" width="640" height="427" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Hide the children, the Black Pearl never sleeps&#8230;</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dbaggins/5566899708/" title="The Black Pearl never sleeps by HenchBot, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5012/5566899708_e1bb699f6f_z.jpg" width="640" height="427" alt="The Black Pearl never sleeps" /></a></p>
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		<title>Reading/Thinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 03:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday night: Im sitting in my new office which is still more or less blown out from the recent move; to my right (on the desk) sits the two drills Ive been using to hang things, (Im legendarily annoyed by blank walls) and to my left rests a pile of dusty Moleskines and other daybooks, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wednesday night: Im sitting in my new office which is still more or less blown out from the recent move; to my right (on the desk) sits the two drills Ive been using to hang things, (Im legendarily annoyed by blank walls) and to my left rests a pile of dusty Moleskines and other daybooks, neglected now for 2 weeks. In between all of this sits a 50lb gargoyle, lightbulbs and totally random miscellany. Why was the office the last piece to assemble? Makes no sense.<br />
Either way its good to be back at the Helm. Ive got a huge fire crackling and a great view of the dreaded snow storm gripping Seattle tonight, plus a charming vodka press cradled in Waterford crystal (God bless us Irish). The damned flatscreen is on mute and out of sight, everything is nice in an old man kind of way: I like the sounds the typing makes against the popping sap of the logs and the shifting of ice in my glass. </p>
<p>The World is burning in case you havent noticed. Why? Why now? Its visceral out there, isnt it. I remember my Mother telling me years back that violence and global turmoil was cyclic and everything would be better once it had run its course. Made sense, I think back then she was right, now though its a new level every day; there seems to be no cyclic trend, no turning back. I read this article tonight on pickpockets and it got me thinking about &#8230;&#8230;..well read for yourself. The two block&#8217;s below are what got me thinking the most, especially the last.<br />
Im filing this under a category I dont use often: Doomed.</p>
<p><img src="http://ninjamotorhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pickpocket.png" alt="" title="pickpocket" width="300" height="345" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4896" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2286010/pagenum/all/">Read the article: the lost art of the hook.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>The decline of dipping on the rails is extraordinary. Subways were always the happiest hunting grounds for pickpockets, who would work alone or in teams. There were classic skilled canons—organized pickpocket gangs—at the top, targeting wealthier riders, then &#8220;bag workers&#8221; who went for purses, and &#8220;lush workers&#8221; who disreputably targeted unconscious drunks. Richard Sinnott, who worked as a New York City transit cop in the 1970s and &#8217;80s, also admiringly recalls &#8220;fob workers,&#8221; a subspecies of pickpocket who worked their way through train cars using just their index and middle fingers to extract coins and pieces of paper money—a quarter here, a buck there—from riders&#8217; pockets. &#8220;They weren&#8217;t greedy, and they never got caught,&#8221; says Sinnott. Bit by bit, fob workers could make up to $400 on a single subway trip; then they&#8217;d go to Florida in the winter to work the racetracks. Many of the city&#8217;s pickpockets trained elsewhere, &#8220;and if they were any good, they came to New York,&#8221; Sinnot says, with a touch of pride. &#8220;In the subways, we had the best there were.&#8221; Pickpocketing remained fairly rampant for years. Glenn Cunningham, who was part of an elite NYPD anti-pickpocketing task force in the 1980s and &#8217;90s (he currently handles security for Robert De Niro&#8217;s hotel and film festival), says that pickpocketing in spots like Times Square was &#8220;out of control&#8221; at that time. &#8220;I made tons of arrests with those guys. We were like cowboys.&#8221;</p>
<p>But even if Fagins abounded in the United States, it&#8217;s unclear whether today&#8217;s shrinking pool of criminally minded American kids would be willing to put in the time to properly develop the skill. &#8220;Pickpocketing is a subtle theft,&#8221; says Jay Albenese, a criminologist at Virginia Commonwealth University. &#8220;It requires a certain amount of skill, finesse, cleverness, and planning, and the patience to do all that isn&#8217;t there&#8221; among American young people. This is &#8220;a reflection of what&#8217;s going on in the wider culture,&#8221; Albenese says. If you&#8217;re not averse to confrontation, it&#8217;s much easier to get a gun in the United States than it is in Europe (though the penalties for armed robbery are stiffer). Those who have no stomach for violence can eke out a living snatching cell phones on the subway, which are much easier to convert to cash than stolen credit cards, or get into the more lucrative fields of credit card fraud or identity theft, which require highly refined skills that people find neither charming nor admirable in the least. Being outwitted mano a mano by a pickpocket in a crowded subway car is one thing; being relieved of your savings by an anonymous hacker is quite another.</p></blockquote>
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