All posts in category Doomed

The Western

My take on the Western, right here. If you’ve got a weak stomach for big words maybe you ought to ride on down the line and just not step through that door, otherwise Im 9th post down, under my well advertised name: Henchbot. Meantime heres more from what may make me lose my job this [...]

Red Dead Redemption

Looks like DragonAge is about to get gunned the hell down!!!

Busy Overlord

Click through: go say hello to Ino. She broadcasts out of Portland, West Coast. She is O.G.

Lemon

via Crack for your eyes dot com

Trouble Gang Mixtape

The Mixtape has finally dropped! What were you doing when it happened? Share your stories with us. Were you depressed, spiralling out of sanity at the speed of sound? Were you about to blow your brains out in the back of a van down by the river? We understand, we get it and we get [...]

Lunger: Backcountry edition

Spring Rendezvous countdown

there is still time to catch the First Annual Spring Ski Rendezvous to Crystal Mountain! Sign up with the info below and see you on the Outlaw Trail! Caravan leaves @ 10pm tonight!

CTRL+ALT+DEL

  theres been a major malfunction at HeadQuarters and the main publishing system lies disemboweled on the desk, hard drives, wires and screws lay about viscerally…….it really looks violent…but I was gentle I promise. What does this mean you ask? For the next few days it may be quiet as I run this joint on [...]

Crystal Mountain Rendezvous!

Hope on the Slopes update

This weekend is Hope On the Slopes at Stevens Pass, I was supposed to ride it and then jam over to Idaho for a few more days of shred at Silver Mtn but none of it is going to happen. I am stuck in Seattle all weekend, first weekend here since December, first week of [...]

Whats for breakfast Pa?

BREAD, BOY! yeah, i DID file that under food porn.

Doom

Monday night in photos

Watched Border Wars via NATGEO went to legoland poured some Absinthe Watched House listened to more Miike Snow Noticed the latest search feed dumping readers here included “camel piss”/blow your brains out/motorhome porn chuckled heartily facebooked with a kid read a 15 page set on beginning beekeeping signed up for beekeeping certification ate pasta find [...]

10 million gallons o’ raw sewage dumped into Elliott Bay

An estimated 10 million gallons of untreated wastewater was discharged into Elliott Bay on Monday night from the West Point Treatment Plant in Seattle’s Magnolia neighborhood.

Restless Genital Syndrome

Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on. She added: “Brian was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex’. “I was delighted too. I thought: [...]

To be Whole Again

Crushing the Sesh

This is the corner where it all sits, this is the fleet, the Movement for 2k10 Sessions. Ive been playing around the house with the new deck and it feels like I’m strapped into an F-16, I cant wait to test the speed/float. Ive heard it turns on less than a dime, Ive heard its’ [...]

ScienceLab! Hippo Island

The beady eyes, the pig-like grunts as the bulls’ position themselves to dominate each other via gay-rape, the way they waddle across fields of clover in Saharan oasis’, howling viscerally into the African night; I hate Hippos and always have. You go to hell Hippo, go to hell with your twitchy fat little ears, your [...]

Frost Kraken beckons

You can either stare at Frost Kraken here all day, or you can buy it here all day. There were only 3 left but as of now, I assure you: there are only 2. Yet another treasure from The Wonder Closet. Thanks to Gauger for the goods.

Kraken in monochrome

By Simon Dominic…