the misty past...

Looks like the Outlaws to the End mission pack has dropped a few hours early. Here is the bit:

The knee is doing well given all the attention ive been giving it. Will be on the stick all week for sure which means everyone will start calling me House, just like last time this happened. Back then I didnt know who House was, now of course I do. I dont mind the association one bit.
Late last night I stepped out with some homies for dinner and drinks at Mission here in West and today of course I couldnt resist the call of Tony Hawks Treasure Hunt so Ive been using the leg to some degree, but carefully. Using the stick for walking is decent, but using it to shake at things and remind people I am disabled is double decent. People stare at me, I look at them and remind them Im disabled. People walk past me to fast and I tell them to slow down, Im disabled. I really like being disabled. If someone is staring at me from across a room, I pound my cane on the floor with a thud and mouth silently: “wtf”. There are more stories about my communicative disability behaviours in public but I think my mother has been hanging around here lately and I would hate to tarnish any goodwill she may have towards me: your favorite social luminary. Ask anyone who has been around, they will tell you a few doozies. Dont ever ask me for spare change if you see me with a cane, or tell people you work in hotels when you really dont. I will viscerate you with my stick. My blood red stick, which i hold dear and close.
I dont think I will ski next weekend, at least to any degree. We will see how it holds out, stay tuned.
Anyone know where I can get the blue placard for special parking? I need 3 total.
Thanks for reading, thanks for caring.
Hench.

Good Morning Scum: The American work week is halfway dead. Lets kick it while its down.

Here are the ropes for all the new contacts I added recently just so you know what to expect:

• What you see there, is rarely made there;  these posts are lovingly concieved in this blog, essentially what I fondly label “the great ovens” (think: fires of Doom, Dark Tower of Mordor, the Black Gate/ etc…).  So whatever is generated and displayed there, is a shoddily presented duplicate from the place of its filthy origin or, MOTHERSHIP here(via RSS dump). Important to note: facebook does not recognize HTML or some video platforms in its rss hosting center, resulting in annoying run on sentences and obvious gaps in text within the physical feed itself. For the real goods, colors, sounds, and updated side-dishes come here directly and watch facebook safely from afar as I ride in to collect your daughters as spoils, pillage and burn give you all a cheery hello, from time to time.

• All of facebook can be and usuallyis managed without login, via my dump email address: rage_x (at) hotmail (dot) com. Find me there if you must; I think you must.

• the real meat and potatoes of it all lie here at Ninja: I encourage you to register; when you do make sure you enter your personal web cave (site or bloggo); after you sign up here you can leave unedited comments in the all-you-can-speak comment  buffet and link your twitter/facebook/blog directly from the usercloud, allowing us to stalk you follow you efficiently. To visit here and not register here is nonsense….sign up now!

• If I do in fact add a facebook app to my beloved DROIDI will mention it here, if anything  just to watch my list of friends shrink in terror. Old Facebook has to really impress me to great heights for that to happen….but I have considered it.

• On a semi-related note, about FormSpring: I have been asked a handful of times if I have one and as yet I do not. Possible however, I might fire one up for the hell of it. Loyal readers will recall Lunger: Ask a Douche series from late 2k9, FormSpring would resuscitate that handily, wouldnt it? Stay tuned…

Now about those beach pics……Im a lonely old man who gets cold at night; help me out here..

• we are having elections at 1pm Sunday for new Mayor. You better get up here to defend yourself, or at least vote! haha Where are you anyways!
• Paddle Faster, I hear banjo music
• just got to Sultan to re-supply, headed back after this cheeseburger. HAHA. This morning though, the snow WAS SICK!!!
• Its pure sludge. really sucks plus mega crowded. not my styles. We rode to lower lot this morning it was first tracks, so GOOD!
• WATCH OUT FOR THE BALL WAXING!!!!!!
• good morning pumpkin muffin!!!
• good FUCKING MORNING GENTLEMEN!!
• use it only for good, Frodo
• we are in the middle of Utah, its cold as fuck. Tomorrow we march on the Black Gate itself. I will call you after we arrive, the beacons will be LIT!!!
• HEY iM HERE WITH CHIPS, BOOZE AND SALSA.
• finally got my heat on, got the water thawed too. Gonna shower while I still can eat then go ride. I will swing by before I head out.
• beard lice is body lice which is crabs. Kinda like deadliest catch but not really like that at all. No reality show for you.
• i dunno but I love you for it. You are definitely kinda gross but not in he-makes-my-labia-curl kind of way though.
• i ratfucked my new board, but my parents bought me killer goggles, now I can see.
• happy fuckin new year, ya pirate bastard!
• EEK! do a snow bunnie, oops I mean a snow angel for me.
• whats going on in the real world? Ive got twigs in my beard and moonshine for blood. And them voices I keep hearing are my freinds….right???
• everybodys just one step away from a gunshot…
• Arr Capn Bligh!
• hahahahaha good. I knew youd dig it. Im hitting the rack after this drink, talk to you tomorrow or Tuesday. By the way, Swearengens saloon, the gem….thats a good joint.
• yea no prob. I just unpacked and dropped all the shit off in the house. thanks for the lift tickets that was aweseom. Did everybody clear out of there yet?
• yeah I am still up here, the storm dropped peak snow. Perfect conditions!!!!
• Im doing a two week rip in the motorhome, its dumping!!! get up here asshole! Shred on!!
• getting a buzz, at the Tooth.
• Band playing at the Foggy Goggle, Ive got a table…hurry.
• dude, snows sick.
• Mayors meeting in the Executive motorhome right now, bring booze or votes.
• eat me Elmo!
• Sweet day at Silver! U2 @ Stevens? Happy New year!
• maybe Gary is picking his asscrack in the galley again, I think you should go check. Swing by the gift shop while your at it.
• god that dude was SO FUCKING GAY!! HAHAHAHA
• open up you bastard, ive got beers.
• judas priest!! this cheeseburgerrrrr!!!!NOMNOMNOMNOM!
• Wake up Mayor, your letting us all down out here, first tracks!!
• lets rip to Missoula tonight!
• no you cant have my Absinthe.
• Whats it doing up there? rain????
• come over for dinner….
• headed to a random snow-cave somewhere in the trees tonight. Guess its a secret. I will kill you and leave your body there if you follow me.
• your asian, your supposed to know technology…..
• Henchman? I love you.
• hahahaha that tree suit is really gay….lol..quit chasing Santa.