All posts for the month February, 2009

big gay radioactive balls + how to make a jail-break

Because its just not enough to be an escaped pedophile fleeing to Ireland; he must be radioactive too: |Police are hunting a “dangerously radioactive” London college principal who skipped bail shortly before facing trial on child pornography charges.| If we are lucky, his big, gay radioactive balls will be the first to drop. (Weren’t we [...]

Herods’ Temple

  “Each one takes about three hours to make and there are 32 versions of Jesus, although no one can ever spot him no matter how religious they are” <

Why we hate Hippos

Henching is a full time gig, noted here: We Begin our Tour with the Quest for Ms. Atom, 2k9: In the words of men greater than I: “totally boneable with the added bonus of glowing in the dark”. Im moving my hovel to the Great Wastes of Northern Europe now, watch for the postcard. Enroute [...]

Monday Malicous

Mike V has got some really cool things happening for the skate scene, Im enjoying watching him re-brand himself into someone who knows how to make a difference in kids lives. Check out Banksys latest stuff but not before you check out my ALL TIME favourite one. (Still) Jeff Soto is one of my favourite [...]

Monday Noise

This from the inveterate Ms.Foisy.

Sunday Links

As much fun reading your sick confessions has been, there is a new kid in town. Find your city under the search queu and see who you know. Total waste of your time and your employers money. Now get on it.

Weekend report:

its ok to look i am returned from a skullduggery filled weekend in the High Country. click above to get Flickr and pull out your favourites from the weekend. Snow report? ummm…. no. It was more about being a pirate and hosting a 3 day party. If your on Flickr let me know, im looking [...]

Group Hug:

i dont go to school i dont have a job im a 17 year old burn out ive officially wasted your Friday from the luxury of Battlestation 1….. at 4 in the morning. For this I’m proud. If your not convinced of that fact, you will be now. Find yourself in the most hungover player [...]

get sexed with NatGeo

Brain scans reveal that when heterosexual men are shown pictures of scantily clad women, the region of the brain associated with tool use lights up. humans are naturally drawn to certain people based on biological cues The Braintrust is out again chasing the wind…the usual rules apply: Twitter and sms. Above are two excellent articles [...]

Wednesday research:

scientists can turn any surface into a touch-screen for computing, controlled by simple hand gestures. the best 60 seconds we have ever spent together.

Tranny Pirates

this happened which was then very shortly followed by this: memorize and jig your way through work tomorrow, I demand it.

Wine Rebel

|Amazingly, this burly, rough, tattooed biker from North Idaho simply cuts through years of phony wine babble and the scientifically impossible 100-point wine-scoring system. The Wine Rebel calls things as he sees them and is refreshingly right on target.| |he has long been one of the top wine brokers in California. He has probably tasted [...]

The Final Report: Feb week 2.

Spent the week at Stevens Pass catching up on lost snow days. We picked up 5″ of fresh for a decent Wednesday morning but overall the theme for the week  month continues with its usual drudge although the groomers have been fast and fun. Andy and I raced the Skyline chairlift last night with two rules: [...]

What suddenly consumes

If your name is Mac Johnson and you live in Temecula California then you better get up here right away. Theres no better person I know of to help win this war. Plan on staying a month. this is the official EA trailer but it looks really poor/fuzzed:

Survival 101

youve always wantred to know what to do in the wilderness and Im here to show you the way. Together we will learn cooking in tents, dump taking/toilet hunting tactics/tea making and blizzard suffering lessons. All vids on the survival channel are from last year and therefore not as focused on the subject at hand [...]

The Ninja Road Show

Went on a 5 day dot com launch road show in honor of the new digs. Lots of black russians, snowboards, snowboarders, snow and fire. tons and tons of fire. Back for 15 hours, then out on the road again for another 4 days. Peoples Exhibit A. (all sorts of fantastical.)

Thailand

A Thailand pictorial from Sadiem, because as she eloquently puts it: Valentines day can suck itself.

Monday links

*a good stratagem is worth its weight in ink. **”This is of a level of horror that few of us anticipated”. There are no words to describe it other than mass murder.” ***Why in hell would anyone boogey board ina croc infested swamp? *this is a big deal. **the future is a great place to [...]

salutations:

welcome to the new Ninja you filthridden pirate.  Bear with the new scum on the old Pond…..wont be long and we will  be at full steam.

Seriously? No…no fucking way.really? Thanks Warren Ellis. I guess.