The beady eyes, the pig-like grunts as the bulls’ position themselves to dominate each other via gay-rape, the way they waddle across fields of clover in Saharan oasis’, howling viscerally into the African night; I hate Hippos and always have. You go to hell Hippo, go to hell with your twitchy fat little ears, your [...]
All posts tagged Doom
ScienceLab! Hippo Island
Posted by Daniel on November 18, 2009
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Filthy sea rats and Screeching Weasel(s)
Everyone knows pigeons are disgusting, winged rats. I dont know why I allowed this veritable hand rape to happen…..but I did. Reassurance…..slightly that these are filthy sea pigeons instead of backalley piss pigeons. In the world of pestilence and scourge I selected the lesser evil. Below all this disease Ive left some Screeching Weasel…just for [...]
Posted by Daniel on November 17, 2009
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ScienceLab: Beeheadings
Attenborough narrates the astonishing bloodletting/beeheading in the bit after the link. Click through and watch; its visceral.. The male bees are adapted to pursue one of two tactics for securing a mate. Smaller, minor males patrol either flower patches where females forage, or around the periphery of the entrances to females’ burrows. However, much [...]
Posted by Daniel on November 12, 2009
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Seas of Doom
Someone on the Oregon Coast picked up these insane shots last week. Full-on hairball.
Posted by Daniel on November 11, 2009
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ScienceLab! for 10-22-09
the wires are strange tonight…… *Creepy old men swap catheters: Can I borrow your catheter? Sure, I keep mine in my car.. Catheters are the new cup of sugar, or the neighbors 2 eggs. *Fun with Halloween…..sort of. Dead deer dressed up in a clown suit and left on Iowa porch. Lionel the lobster has become [...]
Posted by Daniel on October 21, 2009
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Pestilence
Hunkered down in my plague-cave in between the fog of sleep, pills and this bizarre Ethiopian voodoo tea I now know how to make. Yesterday slept from 4:30 in the afternoon til 5:30 the next morning, now getting ready to do it all over again. Bob Seger plays through the haze, the pill bottle jangles happily [...]
Posted by Daniel on October 17, 2009
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/1725
A Post
Its thursday night and your sick for the first time this year. Your listening to what your feeble websearch gave you on The Drums while eating Lucky Country soft black licorice in between pints of water. In the cupboard lurks a can of double noodle chicken soup you bought for your then girlfriend two years [...]
Posted by Daniel on October 15, 2009
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Nightsounds:
Im half drunk, as I type this pithy little sentence to you my elbow keeps slipping under my desk; its resting on a slippy little 2,200.00$ receipt from earlier this morning when (for those of you who follow me on twitter) I was getting a dubious education on what a “NUTBUBBLE” is. Dont get me [...]
Posted by Daniel on October 14, 2009
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/1720
ScienceLab: Aggro Animals, Old Men and Golden Showers
*Killers, bloodthirsty killers: “The snake was raised up in the air in the striking position and the two rabbits worked their way around him and killed him in two minutes.” In the left column at the end of the report you might spend time under the link “snake bites mans penis”. At the end of [...]
Posted by Daniel on September 16, 2009
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Post Apocalyptic Pet Care
*The definitive guide to pet care in a Post Apoc world: You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my [...]
Posted by Daniel on September 3, 2009
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Team Mummy wanted to let you know:
its the weekend Humans, behave accordingly: Team Mummy found here
Posted by Daniel on August 29, 2009
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Links for Thursday 7-9-09
*Essential Noise: ScienceLab Begin: *Elaborate Crop circles like this one are most certainlynatural phenomena. Moreso since it is dire warning for the Mayan Apocalypse. Way to go, Humans, way to go. *Horrifying Chinese snake child: two heads, one long body. *For those of you unfortunate enough to listen to my ramblings and musings [...]
Posted by Daniel on July 9, 2009
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ScienceLab
Ahoy Scum, by now its gone Monday and most of us are at work wishing we weren’t. Thats why I’m here, thats why your here. Today we find Michael Jackson appearing in stumps, white whales appearing in oceans, and my friend Santos appearing with the Blade of Destiny. You tell me: Santos in a dark [...]
Posted by Daniel on July 6, 2009
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ScienceLab
For you, Paul Watson: *Animal rapists continue to amaze us and terrify their creature counterparts; sometimes however it doesnt always work out. *the irony: “If it were determined that wearing the burka is a submissive act, and that it is contrary to republican principles, naturally parliament would have to drawn the necessary conclusions,” he said. [...]
Posted by Daniel on June 20, 2009
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The ScienceLab Sink+Noise
ScienceLab: *Solar Variability: The resulting imbalance between incoming solar radiation and outgoing thermal radiation will likely cause Earth to heat up over the next century, accelerating the melting polar ice caps, causing sea levels to rise and increasing the probability of more violent global weather patterns. *Bees: Wilkins used a specially designed vacuum to suck [...]
Posted by Daniel on June 8, 2009
http://ninjamotorhome.com/archives/1027
In these trying Times..
…..of coughing Pig Death, wars, recessions and the ever looming climate change, its easy to blame Hilary Clinton each other or our governments. Often we shake our fists at the sky demanding answers to the gloom. Often we shake our meaty fist at the sky demanding answers for the Sunshine, which some find depressingly sad and empty. [...]
Posted by Daniel on April 30, 2009
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Links for 09.26.04
*If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two.” *The Guidestones are meant to instruct the dazed survivors of some impending apocalypse as they attempt to reconstitute civilization. (Wiki here) *Swine Flu survival found here. Of course the practices suggested is advice already well utilized here. I always [...]
Posted by Daniel on April 26, 2009
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Pirates, Chinese, Dolphins and Rum
I find it incredibly hard to accept this as random coincidence. It is no secret our Govt has been using military dolphins for decades, and now suddenly after a pirate dustup there are thousands of nefarious dolphins ratfucking the pirates on further attacks. What better place than Somalia, and who better than greed engorged pirates to [...]
Posted by Daniel on April 14, 2009
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Pirate Nation
We’ve discussesd on many occasion the fact that skullduggery is afoot in the Gulf of Aden, just not as much lately until now. I still harbor dreams of being a Pirate warlord, a great Chief amongst the Barbarian horde, seducing only the finest of Nubian Hotts and drinking the finest of swill off the Somalian [...]
Posted by Daniel on March 20, 2009
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