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Ski Season

Daniel — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:39:36 +0000

The snow scene limps back to life this weekend, alot of us are headed up Thursday through Sunday, big fire planned for Saturday. Swing through and say hi, grab a free beer from the Mayor.

Gone Shreddin’

Daniel — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 23:52:31 +0000

Back in a couple days with brand new Monday night bowling footy, shred footy and tons of new pics from the places we go.
Gonna be fun.
See you all on the other side.
My favorite part of the song above is of course: second 53.

Back on Broadcast!

Daniel — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 05:00:23 +0000

Back into the City; a few weeks deep in the Mountains has done its work: Im fully charged and ready for the new year. Over 550 photos have yet to be processed, alot them will be discarded but there are a few gems waiting to be polished and published.
Here is a 12 pack teaser:

oh and then there is this: This beauty made my night, first thing I saw when I came home. Thank you again, internet.

#Mayor

Daniel — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 15:31:21 +0000

Auto-publish:
Trouble Andrew seems the right artist to kick off the Season with this year.
Sat A.M. shred: we are on the hunt for the stash. Hit us up on the twitters for real time pics/vids/reports/
Weekend tag is: #mayor and lasts til Tuesday morning the 21st.

Anatomy of a skim

Daniel — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:24:20 +0000

Bonus Pic!!!!

G’Night

Daniel — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:16:22 +0000

Hi:
Been a pleasant evening. Ive had a bottle of Clos Du Bois, I made an Irish dinner and dragged my friend over to help me since as usual I made way more than I can handle, only to find out her man has been being quite the douche lately. Whats with the planet these days? Whats with people who cant tell the truth about anything?
I wrote a battleplan for her and if all goes correctly, he should be on the straight and narrow in no time. If not then he will lose his testicles, agates, inner thigh hammers, whatever you call em. Funny thing about this guy: I named my dog in Fable 2 and Fable 3 after him and way back when, in Fable 2 when you still had to administer healing vials and treats analog style, I would just let the dog suffer, b/c of his name. True story.
I bought 8 beautiful snowboards tonight and i have no idea what in hell Im going to do with them….wait thats not true. I have alot of ideas, all of them involve drills and bolts and saws. I want a snowboard mailbox and a snowboard bench and a snowboard sex doll…..
oh wait..
Heres a fun fact: the design team for my motorhome installed a tap in the kitchen for my vodka…..then they worried it would not be enough so at the business end of that tap they installed a THREE GALLON CISTERN.
Yeah you read that right, 3 gallons of vodka on tap at all times. They were worried it was too small.

Im racking out for the night, off to dream of vodka on a faucet; the weeks been busy, long, sort of drunken and frankly, sleep just hasnt been on the books. Tonight Im catching up.
The photos up there were taken seconds ago, its as real time as you can get without logging into Ustream. Its my desk, Im sitting here now.
Here’s The National. Use headphones or turn it up loud, this one is oozing with all sorts of undercurrents that cannot be missed.
Goodnight Henchmen.
Thanks for reading….coming back every day….y’know: all that stuff.

NeverEnding Birthday

Daniel — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:37:59 +0000

The glory that never ends! This might be the coolest thing you’ve ever seen.
Prepare your eyes, henchmen:
Behold!!!

My mate Henchbot recently had a birthday and these are my tribute to him – outdoorsman, apiarist, roaring rollicking captain of the slopes!
Happy Birthday Hench!

Thanks Ricochet!

TruckerBangin!

Daniel — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:22:37 +0000

This is NinjaMotorhome dot com.
Word of the week: TruckerBangin.
Jam of the week: Mike Jones
Get after it!

The Hood Internet – La Femme D’Monsieur Jones (Air x Mike Jones) by hoodinternet

Pirates, motorhomes and lemonade

Daniel — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 06:46:49 +0000

I just spent 45 minutes at Facebook reading and responding to birthday wishes. I think I got every one of them in reply, at least that was my intent. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes, thoughts and yes, facebook pokes.
Its growing late on a Saturday night, back in the warm, digital embrace of the web as I suck down vodka lemonades’ to stave off this oppressive heat. Im reading up on Khat tonight, not because I managed to get some for my birthday……no that would never happen. Im just reading about it because……well…..the pirates in Somalia get all tuned up on it before they go hijack the living shit out of tankers off the Puntland Coast…something Ive spoken about many times here on Ninja. Naturally I have questions about it: why do pirates like it, what is it like, etc etc. Turns out on the Wiki link above, it is specifically banned in Missouri (amongst other grave condemnations) Why is that I ask myself, What does Missouri have against Khat?
Im just curious is all. Its nothing really, just a chalky, bitter, high seas skullduggery novelty that you better be ready to chase with booze…….at least that what I imagine it to be. Wikipedia says it will get you really jacked, and wiki is user based…..so that must be true, but again….I’m just a reader, an innocent bystander with a passionate interest in the cultures of other communities and countries, particularly pirates.

There’s been alot going on in the beeyard the past two weeks, something I will talk about over on Shipwreck later in the weekend, likely Sunday. Stay tuned over there for that. Those bees have been raising all sorts of hell, methinks they’ve been chewing that devil weed: khat.

The setlist for the week includes another wide array of artists, spanning genres with acts such as Arcade Fire and Dierks Bentley, Ive got a mixtape coming from 8tracks, I will release that any day now. Its an odd collection of sound for sure and likely only enjoyable to myself.

Its been one hell of a week, living all sorts of ways in all sorts of places amongst all sorts of people. Im always interested in peoples reaction to the motorhome, you can never predict what its going to be once people actually realize that what they are seeing in front of them, or driving by them is real. It never fails as I hoist the colors on her once we’ve dropped anchor, someone always comes up and says something like: “Christ on a crutch what in hell is that!” I laugh every time, a big hearty laugh as I explain whats’ obviously a 20 foot flagpole with a jolly roger at the top of the mast. This week we met a guy who couldn’t believe my rig was even real, I invited him and his kids up to the motorhome lot at Stevens Pass next Winter to live the dream with us and he couldn’t believe we did that even. He was a really nice guy who wanted to connect with his kids more, especially his son who was getting older and drifting away. He left us that night with all sorts of gifts and promised he would see us this Winter up there. I love how motorhomes bring people together, moreso when tied in with something that really, most people wont even consider doing: Winter Camping. I am a Winter man, hands down. I love being in the harshest yet gloriest of Seasons in my wheeled cabin of doom. Winter brings out the best in people, its when you have to work to stay alive, when every decision makes an absolute difference. I tell you what: there’s no vodka lemonades on a laaaazy Saturday night in ……wait a second: Yes there are. Lots of them!!!!

Im turning this thing off before I ramble even more about Winter, pirate drugs and vodka lemonade. Ive clearly lost my mind.
Heres’ Arcade Fire from the new album. Goodnight friends.
Arcade Fire – Ready To Start by TheClink

Wagons Ho!

Daniel — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:36:50 +0000

Heading deep into the Northern Range with one: black motorhome and one: smoking hot Asian for 36 hours of much needed r&r. All mobile broadcast devices are shutting down promptly @ 9am Wednesday morning. When we come out on the other side I will be 34 and no less for the wear.

33 is wrapping itself up nicely and Ive lived to tell the tale.