Hippos as logs

fuck you Hippo

The beady eyes, the pig-like grunts as the bulls’ position themselves to dominate each other via gay-rape, the way they waddle across fields of clover in Saharan oasis’, howling viscerally into the African night; I hate Hippos and always have. You go to hell Hippo, go to hell with your twitchy fat little ears, your evil eyes full of malcontent and bloodlust. Take your filthy toothy yawns and disappear into the inky depths forever. Nobody likes you.
NOBODY.

Oops, they weren’t logs after all: The moment a crocodile was killed after taking a foolish shortcut across a herd of hippos

**It came from outer space: Golden showers  pretty, shiny night skies

A number of people in North America apparently spotted Wednesday’s dump, and some sent pictures to the Web site SpaceWeather.com.

One of them, Abe Megahed, photographed the tail at 9:40 p.m. EDT (0140 GMT) Wednesday from Madison, Wisconsin.

“I just watched the shuttle and station flyover (8:40 PM CST 9/9/09) and was surprised to see that the shuttle was sporting a massive curved plume,” he wrote. “What could it be? Something venting? An OMS burn? RCS thrusters? A massive, record breaking urine dump?”

It turns out he wasn’t wrong about that last one

***This ones been making the rounds for a week or so, still though I cant resist putting it up:

A rare parasite which burrows into host fish before eating and replacing thier tongues with itself has been found off the Jersey coast.

‘No one I’ve shown the photos to has come up with any plausible explanation as to what the figure is.’ The photo reminds some of the Cottingley fairies, photographed in a West Yorkshire garden in 1917.
Twinkletoes is a little light on his feet..

****Stroke gives ‘blind as bat’ 70-year-old perfect vision:
Malcolm Darby, 70, has worn thick ‘jam jar’ glasses his whole life now has perfect vision following a massive stroke, it has emerged. “jam jar glasses” hahahaha..

……and remember, if they arent eating tongues out, they are definitely dumping in your water. Fish are the new antichrist, replacing Bill Cosby.

*Giant Squid busted trolling the unfriendly waters of West Seattle. Humboldt released by fishermen who caught it, who then called F&G, who then RE-CAPTURED it and took it away to darkened, secret labs for god knows what. Nobody is ruling out bestiality, it has been a hot topic all week amongst my derelict companions. In the name of science for Christs’ sake.

* It now appears that billions of Argentine ants around the world all actually belong to one single global mega-colony. In other words: We’re all fucked once they decide to kill.

*HoneyBees as Gangland Killers: Dr Sakamoto is not sure, at this point, whether the bees were effectively “gassing” the hornets, or simply depriving them of oxygen.

*AVAST! Ye Old white whale lives… ”Bastard of the high sea” isnt just reserved for Paul Watson anymore.

*Whats so great about UFO reports out of Idaho isnt the science of them, its the vernacular/grammar. Counting punctuation errors, social pitfalls and run-on sentences is always a hoot. Thanks again to our uneducated and inept friends from Idaho. All of Idaho, it isn’t just North anymore. Does it still come as a surprise that it remains my favorite place?

*oh god…..

“Because Michael Jackson was an icon to us,” said one neighbor. “To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they’re both about even.”

It has happened, just sooner than anyone thought it should: Michael Jackson’s visage has been spotted….in a fucking stump. This will be the first of many.

*Here you are: I really don’t like this but I’m certain some of you will more than make up for my disinterest. I give you……the bacon dress. Disgusting.

*Florida continues its grim issue with Pythons, this time a child sleeping in her crib was overcome. Filed under: keeping things in your home that want to kill you.

 For you, Paul Watson:

 *Animal rapists continue to amaze us and terrify their creature counterparts; sometimes however it doesnt always work out.

*the irony: “If it were determined that wearing the burka is a submissive act, and that it is contrary to republican principles, naturally parliament would have to drawn the necessary conclusions,” he said. When asked whether that could mean bringing in legislation to ensure an outright ban, Chatel answered: “Why not?” (link here)

*This is the story of Stumpy the alligator the…28′ scourge of Birmingham, Lake Louise or close to it. Seems like this story keeps coming up for air every couple months…just in different American lakes. Stumpy cant get a break. You decide, I call boo on the measurements.

*Five clones of a search and rescue dog which helped locate people trapped in the rubble of the 9/11 attacks were formally presented to their ancestor’s former handler.

*Interesting bit on Japan’s “Somali pirate suppression policy.” I wonder how this can get abused tweaked/adjusted towards the worlds most beloved terrorist of the high seas, the man who sleeps his way through most high seas skullduggery as his incompetent and childish crew scuttle about his admittedly cool black ship, clamoring for control, a screenshot or anything otherwise akin to 15 minutes of patchouli soaked, and misguided idealism fame. Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherdprogram is annoyingly ignorant to the point where its ludicrous missions arent even funny to people like me. And whats the deal with his first mate? That kid is an immature douche. This link demonstrates your chubby hero of the high seas habituating wild seals, ratfucking the ice pack with the bow of his vessel and what appears to be him stabbing at a wild beast on on ice flow with an undetermined device. Next time i go to Yellowstone we will channel Master and Commander Watson by approaching bears, with food and stabbing apparatus, so they know i “come in peace”. Come to think of it, Paul Watson looks alot like Chubby Cox from SeaLab 2021.

 Note the likeness:

 

Chubby Cox

Paul Watson with habituated seal

 

* Everyone wants to know about gay penguins this week etc etc….I want to know about: Goby’s. How does this work? is the smaller fish a tranny? does it come in and blow mega-loads all over the eggs that the bigger, smaller testicled fish is parenting? Does the twink/tranny get pounded by the male guardian who doesnt know its a dude? And why isnt this Thailand? Why here? Doesnt make sense to me, but thats why we have a comment section. Discuss.

ScienceLab:

*Solar Variability:  The resulting imbalance between incoming solar radiation and outgoing thermal radiation will likely cause Earth to heat up over the next century, accelerating the melting polar ice caps, causing sea levels to rise and increasing the probability of more
violent global weather patterns.

*Bees: Wilkins used a specially designed vacuum to suck the bees off the plane and then relocated them to hives where they will produce honey.

*Giant Reptiles: Worth a read: “Yacumama is translated as Mother of the Water and reports of this giant snake abound throughout the Amazon basin and history.”

Research:

 *(original here)

Beyond Your Mind:

*Superstitious Minds: a lightning bolt struck the copper emblem he wore around his waist and killed him instantly.

*Little Minds: Its not the fact that a “squadron” of UFO’s were spotted over Hayden Idaho that is startling or even remotely interesting in this story. It is in fact the telling of the tale by one unnamed witness, accompanied by his girlfriend “Amanda” who seems like she grew up there:

“My heart was racing as I was trying to point them out to my girlfriend who completely missed it.”

“At this point we are so shook up that we are running around like kids in the house tearing things apart trying to dig out blankets and pillows and cameras and flashlights to go and wait for them to come back.”

“When I was describing it to Amanda I used the term “angelic” in describing how they appeared.”

“Amanda went to bet at about 1 am but I could not sleep and waited all night for them.”

The report closes with the wisdom now gained and reads as such:  “I will probably never be without a camera again and I intend on staying outside until I see them again.”
OHHHH Idaho! How I cherish thee, with all thine Wal-Marts and father/uncle combos.

*Great Minds: Valuing diversity has become a truism, but it is interesting to consider exactly how diversity improves decision making.

Astonishing Planet:

* Antarcticas Ghost Alps revealed.  I have been bogged down by scientific potential and fossil discovery of this implication since the day I first heard of it. And you think Global Warming is bad…imagine what lies encrusted in valley floors, encased for Milena: ancient cities? species?

* Time Lapse piece of Humanitys massive changes to the Planet.

* “This is the first time that anyone has shown that bird songs can shift with rapid changes in habitat.”

*a remnant of a central or eastern Atlantic stock of right whales still exists and might be viable.

*Two female orangutans have been seen cannibalising the bodies of their recently deceased babies. Never before has any ape species been seen treating its own offspring as a consumable resource.

*Guerrilla gardeners break all the rules.

*As soon as he was in position the ducklings started leaping.

*The person who sent the picture said in an email he had “found these guys in a creek off Darwin harbour”. But the photo indicates it was sent by the men themselves. I call Scrote.

*it’s “within the realm of possibility” that global warming will trigger a sudden collapse of the West Antarctic ice sheet, which could lead to a rapid increase in sea levels.

*useless to me but not to you, most everyone here seems to be pretty hardcore DIY’s.

*COCKBREATH Dick Cheney pointedly questioned the president’s leadership, criticized Obama’s overseas trips as “disturbing,” said his handshake with Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez was “not helpful.”  Can he just shut the fuck up already.

*this just destroyed the rest of your night day week month year life.Effing Hail!. Screw you Jeff Renner.

humans are naturally drawn to certain people based on biological cues

The Braintrust is out again chasing the wind…the usual rules apply: Twitter and sms. Above are two excellent articles from NatG. Below is Boyd Rice letting you know how he really feels.