All posts tagged new scum

Oracles, terrorists and std’s

Antoinette, an 82-year-old parishioner, said the face was a “divine phenomenon” as tears welled up her eyes.   Last night! in the cubes of my cocktail! I saw the face of the virgin…  No seriously. Crones might see Christ in pillows but they’ve been one-upped by a Scot and to that I say tsk tsk. PREGNANT Karla [...]

Cow-Piss Soda

Take the skinheads bowling snowboarding! China shoots its own foot in cloud-seeding effort. I find this hilarious. Even more-so as stocks tumbled today on rabid apprehension of China’s inability to lead the globe out of a recession. (in case your an absolute musical fuckoff and don’t know this classic song) Larry David knows no such thing about any [...]

salutations:

welcome to the new Ninja you filthridden pirate.  Bear with the new scum on the old Pond…..wont be long and we will  be at full steam.