Dirtbag Ball was in full effect this weekend and per tradition, the Mayors Rendezvous was there to pitch in any way we could, which we did….. But that’s a few stories back in queue. More on Monday night, stay tuned. Here’s someone being “White Christmas”.
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Normally, news pithy as this wouldnt see light of day @ Ninja BUT: See who’s playing role of Blackbeard? oh yes…..what better role could be cast for Ian McShane after such lofty heights as the great Al Swearengen. There is no better role, Blackbeard is the scurviest dog of all time and McShane will do [...]
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This auto drops Monday right around 1pm, right now IRL im at the Dentist with one skullcandy in my ear and one drill on my toof. Listen along as I get wrenched on, picture me rollin with this sample of my new dental mixtape. Keep an eye on twitter for pics. M.I.A.-Steppin Up (Nacey remix) [...]
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I LOVE root beer floats!
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its been awhile since Ive been to Flickr, but anyone else see the latest upgrade where you can see photos OF your contacts, alongside photos FROM your contacts? It blows the lid off of guessing what a favorite web ready/physically reclusive artist of yours looks like. Or….whatever else floats your boat. Me? I just like [...]
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The Rendezvous landed on the greatest weekend of all time for ski-bums in the PACNW: the Dirtbag Ball at Crystal Mountain. If you dont know what it is, it doesnt matter….its easy to explain: Ski Patrol sells tickets to a huge rager in a private lodge and tells everyone to dress up and go nuts, [...]
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Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on. She added: “Brian was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex’. “I was delighted too. I thought: [...]
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Things are getting serious for the shred. Monday we dropped in to Stevens Pass to get the gear checked out and tweak/adjust. Im old school about gear, I dont give two shakes what a binding diagnostic is, or what my stance means numerically…which means for brand new gear, its takes 2 or 3 runs to [...]
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Everyone knows pigeons are disgusting, winged rats. I dont know why I allowed this veritable hand rape to happen…..but I did. Reassurance…..slightly that these are filthy sea pigeons instead of backalley piss pigeons. In the world of pestilence and scourge I selected the lesser evil. Below all this disease Ive left some Screeching Weasel…just for [...]
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Welcome me back in the comment feed. Note the tag then hide in fear…Im taking banjo lessons.
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You are on your own from here and as always….good luck. Nicked here.
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Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube [...]
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This momentous mix of Neo-folk and Apocalyptic forboeding is hereby dedicated to my favourite place of fealty: Facebook. Facebook is a pithy village of chronic self loathing and relentless despair. The more people you know, the more validated you have become, the better you can feel about yourself. Those of you with 400 plus “friends”, [...]
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It is late Thursday night, deep inside the safe walls of downtown Seattle the homeless are hunkered together in cackling filthy clusters, gnashing their teeth, shuffling jagged needles around and counting the days’ change over a garbage fueled barrel fire. The wind lashes through their back-alley strongholds whipping their weathered faces, whistling through toothless gums [...]
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Re: hapless transient commandeering vehicle: Subsequent thoughts. 5:30am/Friday/09-06-3 Departure for work. Bum: It will come as no surprise to you or others reading this that I am deeply prejudiced towards you. Assuming you are not literate enough to read this thought process much less understand my established findings I am forced to accept this as [...]
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*a good stratagem is worth its weight in ink. **”This is of a level of horror that few of us anticipated”. There are no words to describe it other than mass murder.” ***Why in hell would anyone boogey board ina croc infested swamp? *this is a big deal. **the future is a great place to [...]
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