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Dirtbag Ball Teaser

Daniel — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 03:47:10 +0000

Dirtbag Ball was in full effect this weekend and per tradition, the Mayors Rendezvous was there to pitch in any way we could, which we did…..
But that’s a few stories back in queue.
More on Monday night, stay tuned.

Here’s someone being “White Christmas”.

Ahoy scum!

Daniel — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 17:48:21 +0000

Normally, news pithy as this wouldnt see light of day @ Ninja BUT: See who’s playing role of Blackbeard? oh yes…..what better role could be cast for Ian McShane after such lofty heights as the great Al Swearengen. There is no better role, Blackbeard is the scurviest dog of all time and McShane will do him proper.
I like the series but Ive never seen a complete film in one setting from it, I reckon that changes now.

Toof!

Daniel — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 21:23:49 +0000

This auto drops Monday right around 1pm, right now IRL im at the Dentist with one skullcandy in my ear and one drill on my toof. Listen along as I get wrenched on, picture me rollin with this sample of my new dental mixtape.
Keep an eye on twitter for pics.

M.I.A.-Steppin Up (Nacey remix) (JayCeeOh Drum Edit) by DJ JAYCEEOH

Katy B / Lil Wayne / Shawty Low – On A Mission (JayCeeOh Bootleg) by DJ JAYCEEOH

DJ JAYCEEOH – CARIBOU LEAN by DJ JAYCEEOH

Root Beer Floats!

Daniel — Thu, 27 May 2010 16:40:44 +0000

I LOVE root beer floats!

Flickr news

Daniel — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:53:13 +0000

its been awhile since Ive been to Flickr, but anyone else see the latest upgrade where you can see photos OF your contacts, alongside photos FROM your contacts? It blows the lid off of guessing what a favorite web ready/physically reclusive artist of yours looks like.
Or….whatever else floats your boat. Me? I just like to stalk.

Dirtbag Ball

Daniel — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:46:12 +0000

The Rendezvous landed on the greatest weekend of all time for ski-bums in the PACNW: the Dirtbag Ball at Crystal Mountain. If you dont know what it is, it doesnt matter….its easy to explain: Ski Patrol sells tickets to a huge rager in a private lodge and tells everyone to dress up and go nuts, which we did; sometime in the middle of the party they crown a King and Queen as Dirtballs for the year. Dirtball being defined as the most hardcore ski bum on the hill for that particular year. Upon crowning they are awarded some gear, a hat and bragging rights for the season. Its one hell of a party, one of the best ones Ive seen in fact, we had a damn fine time consorting with the locals that night. Interesting to note: after last call I met the new Queen of the Mtn and she was telling me all sorts of stories, the most interesting one being her other award as Queen: free booze for the year. Im impressed of course. Covetous even.
I got shanghai’d by two dark eyed, raven haired gypsy sisters that night, I shoulda seen those two a mile away and maybe I did, and maybe that was the problem but thats what I get. They had me pegged the day before I think……..
The Dirtbag Ball is big time, the real deal and by god we are going back next year for more. The only rule is you have to dress up, I was lucky I had the tree suit in my closet.
Here are 50-odd pics I took that night.
I tell you what, that place BLEW UP when the dj dropped this jam. Every time I hear this I will think of that night now.

Restless Genital Syndrome

Daniel — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:50:22 +0000

Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.

She added: “Brian was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex’.

“I was delighted too. I thought: ‘Finally I’m getting a sex drive and I can give my husband what he wants’.”

Link: She now becomes sexually aroused by the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over, or even simply walking across a room.

How long will she last before succumbing to strange new bukkake urges…

A Call to Arms

Daniel — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:17:20 +0000

Things are getting serious for the shred. Monday we dropped in to Stevens Pass to get the gear checked out and tweak/adjust. Im old school about gear, I dont give two shakes what a binding diagnostic is, or what my stance means numerically…which means for brand new gear, its takes 2 or 3 runs to get the perfect angle, flex and reaction to and from my gear. The Custom X this year is a beast, absolutely lightning fast, mega responsive and like its predecessors, unstoppable. Im excited to drop big turns in the backcountry and I think its the ultimate setup for the AK trip. I have the CO2 EST bindings mounted this year and initially I wasnt impressed…initially being defined as pre-ride. Turns out I made the perfect board/binding pairing again, as these two compliment each others’ almost sinister response time. The binding mount plate is on the outside frame of the binding itself this year, something that bothered me until I rode it. Its a snap to adjust and it allows you to feel the board under your feet all the more, for a deck as monstrous as this one, that means alot. This board turns on less than a dime, it feels you before you do almost. My second run of the season I paced two skiers for half a mile, playing with my edges, and watching them try to smoke me out just off of Skyline. These guys were hauling ass and doubly so as I would check an edge to produce that grim noise that only a big edge can make on snow in relatively high speeds; the interesting thing about this story is this though: I decided to smoke these guys, there was alot of gas left in the board and I knew these two wouldnt let me pass them if they could help it so what better way to test the dynamic of all the new gear? It seemed like before I even floored it and had the board flat-lined downhill I was already there and these two guys were not even halfway down yet. I was totally taken aback by not just the evil speed, but how smooth it handled a chewed up groom, and just destroyed everything in its path. A trail of smoldering rubble in its black wake, taking whatever it wanted on its way down. I get to ride alot of good decks with all the trimmings; this is easily one of the best ones yet! This coming from the guy who has a 2k8 Vapor on his wall as art. Get this board, dominate the mountain.
So heres’ the plan: Thursday night up at the Lower Lot I am having a Thanksgiving Bonfire/Boozeup as the first Mayoral Session of the 2k10 Season. Once anchor is dropped, Im not moving til Sunday morning. I have a super secret mega-guest coming up to join the fray, he will be in his own rig and this is his first trip like this to date. Come up and say hi, bring a log for the fire and some ‘shine for our mugs. No night-ski til Dec. 11, which means fires’ by 5 nightly.
This is your Call to Arms, Henchmen. I expect to see you there. Dont forget: super secret guest. You will know him if you motorhome around these parts, he is mega.

Filthy sea rats and Screeching Weasel(s)

Daniel — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:44:40 +0000

Everyone knows pigeons are disgusting, winged rats. I dont know why I allowed this veritable hand rape to happen…..but I did. Reassurance…..slightly that these are filthy sea pigeons instead of backalley piss pigeons. In the world of pestilence and scourge I selected the lesser evil. Below all this disease Ive left some Screeching Weasel…just for you because your a real cool kid, and theres a club somewhere out there for you. A Cool Kid club.
Its Tuesday, welcome aboard; click any photo below for the rest of the Flock of AIDS series, taken just this morning.

Westerns: the ones that matter

Daniel — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:02:39 +0000