All posts tagged wenching

Gone Shreddin’

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Back in a couple days with brand new Monday night bowling footy, shred footy and tons of new pics from the places we go. Gonna be fun. See you all on the other side. My favorite part of the song above is of course: second 53.

Morning Wood:

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What I’m listening to today, what was in my head this morning when I woke up. Well, that and….Hulk Hogan. Eating pizza at midnight while watching the Hulk dissect his demise leads to weird dreams, and then you wake up to the tune linked below. Makes you wonder just what in hell your day is [...]

Ahoy scum!

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Normally, news pithy as this wouldnt see light of day @ Ninja BUT: See who’s playing role of Blackbeard? oh yes…..what better role could be cast for Ian McShane after such lofty heights as the great Al Swearengen. There is no better role, Blackbeard is the scurviest dog of all time and McShane will do [...]

Medieval Sunday!!

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Driving between snowboard shops Sunday on a last minute gear scramble I happened to pass by GasWorks park where I randomly spotted a fully bedecked medieval Knight (accompanied by glorious wench) lurking on a  forested knoll alongside a small child which I mistakenly assumed was an elf!  I freaked out and jammed gears into the parking lot, leaping [...]

S.V. Wandering Star, Seattle

  In less than 36 hours I am assuming post as first mate aboard sailing vessel Wandering Star, Seattle on a three day sail around the Sound. Captained by Jerry Ceis and including the freshly minted, honorary pirate: Dave Henderson. Cabin boy: as yet unknown. my favorite part of this post was adding the tags.

ScienceLab! breaking Squid news:

Finally something that DIDNT happen in Enumclaw Washington. This is what happens when you ask for a new ScienceLab! you filthy Squidlets.

Dirtbag Ball

The Rendezvous landed on the greatest weekend of all time for ski-bums in the PACNW: the Dirtbag Ball at Crystal Mountain. If you dont know what it is, it doesnt matter….its easy to explain: Ski Patrol sells tickets to a huge rager in a private lodge and tells everyone to dress up and go nuts, [...]

Young Ricochet

Ricochet does these hand arts that are the same for me as unicorns and teddy bears are to 5 year olds. I just find them irresistable somehow. See? Do her bidding

2k10 Fur Rendevous

the 2K10 Fur Rondy begins in 2 days!!! This is the final year I miss this.

Firing up Flickr

Im warming Flickr up after the Great Break. If you were @ Stevens Pass over the past two weeks, or had a drink with me anywhere between the Montana and the West Coast…take a look, grab what you want. As of 2:45pm I still have 150 to go, wait for it. Click the pic to [...]

Northwest Christmas: Outlaw Version

  The bottom fell out of the Northwest regional forecast for the next couple of days, Im convinced that NOAA is lying off their scurvy asses  even now when they say tomorrows high temp @ 5k feet will be 35 with a low of 33.  Sounds like all hell has broken loose in this new [...]

Restless Genital Syndrome

Joleen Baughman, 39, was hurt in a collision two years ago, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on. She added: “Brian was ecstatic. He was like, ‘Wow for once in our marriage, she is the one who wants all the sex’. “I was delighted too. I thought: [...]

A Call to Arms

Things are getting serious for the shred. Monday we dropped in to Stevens Pass to get the gear checked out and tweak/adjust. Im old school about gear, I dont give two shakes what a binding diagnostic is, or what my stance means numerically…which means for brand new gear, its takes 2 or 3 runs to [...]

Pirates are hospitable

We went through a spate of piracy over the Summer that was every bit exciting as it was dangerous. Young Somali thunderheads getting their heads blown off in simultaneous sniper attacks, rumours of pirate orgy’s at Puntland strongholds, where young Nubian concubines entertained their khat-fueled hero’s in any way imaginable. Yes piracy certainly sounded fun [...]

Wench and the Sea Captain

2k10 Winter Forecast:

Last night was the Seattle premier of Neverland from Absinthe Films and it was everything any snow film should be: lively and loud from start to finish. I get excited for these events each year. Its like the snow tribe begins to gather and regroup itself for the coming hunt that lasts all Winter long. [...]

Burning Village, Field of Spears

This momentous mix of Neo-folk and Apocalyptic forboeding is hereby dedicated to my favourite place of fealty: Facebook. Facebook is a pithy village of chronic self loathing and relentless despair. The more people you know, the more validated you have become, the better you can feel about yourself. Those of you with 400 plus “friends”, [...]

Why we hate Hippos

Henching is a full time gig, noted here: We Begin our Tour with the Quest for Ms. Atom, 2k9: In the words of men greater than I: “totally boneable with the added bonus of glowing in the dark”. Im moving my hovel to the Great Wastes of Northern Europe now, watch for the postcard. Enroute [...]

Group Hug:

i dont go to school i dont have a job im a 17 year old burn out ive officially wasted your Friday from the luxury of Battlestation 1….. at 4 in the morning. For this I’m proud. If your not convinced of that fact, you will be now. Find yourself in the most hungover player [...]

salutations:

welcome to the new Ninja you filthridden pirate.  Bear with the new scum on the old Pond…..wont be long and we will  be at full steam.